I also believe that the job i had an interview yesterday i did not get.  But, one of my friends who admitted he lied on the application (lied, or stretched the truth) did get a job.  I have fucking 6 years experience and what did he have?  like 2.

Then this morning i got a phone call to say that two lambs were out on the road, on this bad corner and then as soon as i put the phone down someone came to the door to tell me the same. So i went outside, couldn’t decide to walk up there or get my car. Walking probably involved getting run over. So i g my car and drove up there and was just about to pull in to a gateway when i ran over i hidded stone, which didnt actually scrape my car, it car almost jumped and stopped.

So i reversed back into another gateway, rescused the lambs and drove slowly back home. Now my oil light is on and my car sounds like it has a bad wheezy constant cough.  I need my car this weekend, and i also need to drive back 3 hours to university on sunday.

FML

Yeah I admit it, i can be moody, argumentative and sometimes I can be bit materialistic (and probably a few other things) but really?  Im sure that 90% of us are like this and then you have 10% you really are just twats.

Im sure people know one, probably a few.

There the poeple who dont know when to shut up, they swagger around (yeah, i used swagger, as they never walk properly), claim to know everything (including there own arsehole) and just generally piss you off to the max.  Sometimes, I just need to sit there an witness the shit coming from their mouth, while other get pissed off.  While other times, i have actually blurted something out in response, which has been shouted down because I obviously dont know enough.

In reality i think we are all waiting for that ‘special’ person, to punched square in the face, when they have just said a little two much.

ARSEHOLE: someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead….

DOUCHE-BAG: Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with Douche

DOUCHE: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

…would usually also have a ….

BITCH: An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to. [girlfriend, guyfriend, bestfriend are all the same in this example]

all thanks to urbandictionary

Im so annoyed….

• my personal got deleted before i got to back it up
• uni  work takes up my life and when i do get free time, the last thing i want to do is look at another computer screen.
• by the time i have written up my lectures, i never have time to actually do the assignments and give them the care that they actually need.
• in some of my lectures i could be sat next to people but they choose not to turn up or go to another one…yes you know who you are.
• shitty flatmates decide to have arguments at 12.30 at night when i want to sleep.
• i try and go to sleep at 11 in the end it is usually 1 because of flatmates and geeky guys below
• people decide to lock themselves in their rooms and we never see them for the whole weekend…..you could just like text us to say your still alive
• it took a week for our cooker to be fixed
• none of my friends from home have come to visit me
• people keep trying to rub the ‘going home thing in’, when really i couldnt give a shit
• the dwarf, small, pixie thing is getting very old…yes i know im short but shut the fuck up
• charlotte is pissing me off!!!!!! i could not give a fuck whether you have never driven on the motorway or that you got lost on the way back from the supermarket, because satnav got confused.
• my brother is acting like i dont exist
• my mum never comments on anything i do
• there is only 4 more weeks left of this semester, which means we only have 20 more weeks of uni
• a girl is annoying me in my tutorials, just ‘cos she thinks she knows everything
• a guy is annoying me because he also thinks he knows everything..and dresses like a pimp but is infact really ugly
• im single…stilll and this is making me annoyed because now once again i am the only single girl in our flat and the university has alot of guys….over half of them have probably never seen a real girl…oh yeah and BTW im really happy that two of my uni friends got together..but…sometimes STOP
• …oh yeah and dont get me started on some poeple getting moody cos they haven’t had ‘any’ in a month or whatever..how do you think i feel?
• I DONT LIKE BEING IGNORED…OR LEFT OUT OF THINGS
• i can’t find the funny thing about icecream and guys, a friend showed me.
  
• at this moment in time i really want to play Halo and shoot some people!!!
• im sick of frigging noodles, rice and pasta
• i wish people would clean up after themselves
• just got two new lecturers and they are the freakiest and by the time i understand them..i will have finished the module
• how some people can come to half of the lectures we are supposed to and still get more marks in the tests
• i tried hree pairs of jeans on this morning, the first two were tooo tight