I also believe that the job i had an interview yesterday i did not get.  But, one of my friends who admitted he lied on the application (lied, or stretched the truth) did get a job.  I have fucking 6 years experience and what did he have?  like 2.

Then this morning i got a phone call to say that two lambs were out on the road, on this bad corner and then as soon as i put the phone down someone came to the door to tell me the same. So i went outside, couldn’t decide to walk up there or get my car. Walking probably involved getting run over. So i g my car and drove up there and was just about to pull in to a gateway when i ran over i hidded stone, which didnt actually scrape my car, it car almost jumped and stopped.

So i reversed back into another gateway, rescused the lambs and drove slowly back home. Now my oil light is on and my car sounds like it has a bad wheezy constant cough.  I need my car this weekend, and i also need to drive back 3 hours to university on sunday.

FML

I just wanted to thank one of my friends for reading what i previously wrote and .. well including me, making sure that i was okay, while celebrating his birthday.. and making me feel good about myself and basically life.  I think if he ever reads this, he should know who i am talking about.  Although, it would have been nice for a bit more notice on before you left, hmm? Likewise, i will admit it that it would have been nice to catch a glimpse of someone?  I may have said last time i had nearly died, but i was prepared this time, lol. Grr, your a guy when are you going to think with your head?

So anyway, im guessing people want to know more about my awesome life.  hmm.  so im not sure what has been happening lately as to what happened last semester, but…my pulling powers are immense haha :D  not that i have been pulling anything that is worth keeping There was the random guy in town a few weeks ago that forced himself onto me, the promotions guy in the flouresent hoodie, and then the idiot from leeds (from yorkshire like me) from friday night (who has been nick-named the smeg..by two of my friends) who apparently is in stafford once a year and therefore, there was no point in getting my number.  Well I showed the last guy, as soon as he said that i walked away and ran out of the union dragging two of my guy-friends out with me (we were leaving anyway, but the smeg, couldnt understand why so soon, and why i had to go because another guy friend was spewing his guts up.) :?  some people are just idiots.

So yeah, as you may have guessed my 2nd semester is nearly over and well there isnt really a third semester. I have been at uni for over half a year and it really doesnt feel like it.  I just want it to carry on, we have had so much fun.  We started the year with like a list todo and i dont think we have done half of the things we wanted to do yet.  Partying in Stoke? But then i think of the things we have done…paramore, shopping in birmingham and stoke, picking our house for next year, partying in stafford, the SU, and all the laughter and fun times we have had together.  There has been so many funtimes, just me saying stuff, which usually ends with me having to leave the room, and laugh it off…even when i try to go back, i just burst out laughing again…and everyone is like, ‘oh dear, fay….you have killed her’

I just wish it could carry on like this for a lot longer.  I wish that i lived alot closer, than i actually do. . . instead of being the one people have to travel to see in holidays..if they wanted.  Holidays are gonna suck bigtime…espeicially being an isolated hermit like me, who lives in the country….like if it wasnt for the massive main road outside my house.  I have a massive road, but i still have to travel, just to get milk or something.  The buses dont even go past my house, i have to walk to the top of the road, and even then there is no actual bus stop, and you kind of have to pray that a bus actually does stop and goes where you want to go.

Yeah I admit it, i can be moody, argumentative and sometimes I can be bit materialistic (and probably a few other things) but really?  Im sure that 90% of us are like this and then you have 10% you really are just twats.

Im sure people know one, probably a few.

There the poeple who dont know when to shut up, they swagger around (yeah, i used swagger, as they never walk properly), claim to know everything (including there own arsehole) and just generally piss you off to the max.  Sometimes, I just need to sit there an witness the shit coming from their mouth, while other get pissed off.  While other times, i have actually blurted something out in response, which has been shouted down because I obviously dont know enough.

In reality i think we are all waiting for that ‘special’ person, to punched square in the face, when they have just said a little two much.

ARSEHOLE: someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead….

DOUCHE-BAG: Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with Douche

DOUCHE: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

…would usually also have a ….

BITCH: An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to. [girlfriend, guyfriend, bestfriend are all the same in this example]

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