This is a list of things, i found on facebook to do before you graduate…i have striked what i have done, and where possible expained

1. sleep outside
2. get locked out
3. skip lectures for a week
4. crash a party
5. eat toast for a whole week
6. start drinking at 9am
7. have a one night stand.
8. don’t the washing up for a week half done, for 4 days
9. don’t change your sheets for a semster
10. wear the same pants/knickers for a whole week
11. pull a random stranger
12. sleep in someone else’s room might as well have done
13. cry yourself to sleep could have been done
14. only drink alcohol for a day
15. do a whole essay the night before
16. max out your massive overdraft
17. get lost and attend the wrong lecture
18. have absoluetly zero food in the house and sneakily live of housemates without them realising
19. make an entire meal using only the microwave (not a microwave instant meal either!)
20. keep your housemates up all night by having sex
21. spending the last £10 of your loan on beer not food
22. have noise wars happens all the time, between me and the guy below…twat
23. play a drinking game team america (terrorist)
24. go to a gig paramore, dec ’09
25. go to a festival
26. kiss someone of the same sex
27. have a threesome
28. meet a band
29. stay awake for 72 hours
30. survive on pot noodles, pasta and beans for a week
31. throw a party in your flat/ house
32. get taken home by security
33. wake your housemates up when you’re really drunk they claim they were still awake
34. have a 2 day hangover
35. sleep with someone and forget their name
36. lose your phone and/or bank card on a night out
37. join a sports club you’ve never done before
38. join a soc you’re not related to
39. befriend a bus driver/ taxi man/ bouncer
40. get free drinks from a friend at the SU bar happens all the time, but they never let me pay them back =(
41. go to a lecture from a different course
42. facebook rape a friend who foolishly leaves themselves logged in and leaves the room
43. get naked publically
44. sneak into a club without paying
45. party every single night for a week
46. refernce a reference for info. you found on wikipedia
47. neglect to hand in a piece of coursework
48. plageurise
49 collude probably
50. slip the word ostrich into an essay, to see if your marker is paying attention
51. get so drunk you forget what you did well i think i know everything, but some things are hazey
52. go abroad with uni
53. never get a job and survive on loan and the bank of dad for the whole year
54. order grocery shopping on line so as not to need to move
55. sustain a serious relationship
56. go travelling getting to uni is a travel
57. turn 21 is drunken style
58. go a year without failing anything
59. fail a module and re-take
60. have a pint between lectures
62. discover snakebite
63. get a coursework extension
64. live in halls survive 1 semester so far
65. get your own house currently trying too
66. don’t leave a club until closing
67. pull an allnighter partying
68. go to lectures drunk
69. hand coursework in late
70. take a random, unrelated module
71. see a band you’ve never heard off happens all the time
72. stage a protest
73. whilst very drunk, leave people embarrasing voicemails/ send embarrassing texts ahh facebook
74. have a full house pyjama day
75. go a social for a sport/ soc you’re not in
76. befriend a fresher
77. lose your virginity!
78. take someone’s virginity
79. wake up and wonder where you are
80. learn to cook… as in vegetables, not supernoodles
81. make money by bizarre methods, such a drug dealing, medical trials or dog walking
82. do some enthusiatic fancy-dress nights a few more to be done if you ask me
83. get freshers’ flu september =(
84. go on a pub crawl
85. watch a full week of every episode of friends/ hollyoaks on channel 4, e4 and e4+1
86. drive to a lecture because you can’t be arsed to walk
87. go on a drunken cycling mission
88. have a ‘wall of glory’ with underwear of every one-night-conquest your house has had pinned up have one pair up which was stolen
89. play ring-of-fire
90. get screwed over playing ‘i have never’
91. shop on a store card/ credit card
92. spend your loan on clothes/ beer/ igarettes drugs/ holidays/ nights out
93. visit a friend at their uni
94. have friends visit you at uni
95. give / receive a booty call
96. have sex in a club/ a lecture / the library/ the su/ the launderette/ a field / etc
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100. make a friend-for-life
101. actually graduate